Vlogmas 2020


Vlogmas 2020

This was supposed to be my year. I started an intro and everything. As I await someone buying me Final Cut Pro so that I can finish what I started with some panache I see it now. Vlogmas 2020 is cancelled just like your senior prom, Oktoberfest and 2021. I am literally watching earnest exhibitionists over vlog themselves sitting at home consuming takeout. And that is not what Vlogmas is for. If someone, anyone thinks I am going to invest or have some poor bastard invest $250€ in me to film myself eating, please just give me that money to do whatever the fuck I want with now. I made tomato soup today. I am not filming me stabbing my hand coring tomatoes to pulverize them and slurp them. That is crazy. It is day 7 and I do not believe anyone will go beyond that. So many of them started late and tried it with Day 1 & 2 combined videos ... disqualified! Gott, I wish this fucking year would just end already!

 

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